How to catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and just be yourself.

Squirrels will come to you on their own.

Because they just love NUTS .

I feel the anger rize up in me

The same anger

That makes me bleed

Inside

In my heart and in my soul

Killing me.

A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with a lady midget. Upset and furious over his actions, the woman screams, "You promised me two weeks ago that you would never cheat on me again!" Tryinghis best to calm her down, the husband turns to his wife and says, "Take it easy Dear, Can't you see I'm trying to taper off?"

There is nothing more galling to angry people than the coolness of those on whom they wish to vent their spleen.

If you're angry at a loved one, hug that person. And mean it. You may not want to hug - which is all the more reason to do so. It's hard to stay angry when someone shows they love you, and that's precisely what happens when we hug each other.

Do something that makes a difference - because, by God, there's a lot to make you angry.

It is impossible for you to be angry and laugh at the same time. Anger and laughter are mutually exclusive and you have the power to choose either.

Usually when people are sad, they don't do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

Never get angry. Never make a threat. Reason with people.