Two snakes meet each other..

First snake:I hope I am not poisonous.

Second snake:Why?

First snake:Because I bit my lip!

Doctor, I can t stop behaving like a dog.

How long have you been acting this way?

Since I was a puppy!

Q : What goes, 99-thump, 99-thump, 99-thump &

A : A centipede with a wooden leg

Q : What did the frog order at McDonald's?

A : French flies and a diet Croak

Q :How do you circumcise a whale?

A : You need at least four skin divers

Q : How do you identify a bald eagle?

A : All his feathers are combed over to one side

What did the turkey say to the chicken?

Gobble gobble

Why do hens lay eggs?

If they dropped them, they'd break